Old School Moms: The Barney Bod Tee

Everyone talks about the "Dad Bod," but it's time to pay respect to the ultimate physical form: The Barney Bod.

This shirt captures the exact, unfiltered energy required to entertain a toddler in the 1990s. Featuring a legendary vintage photograph of a mother casually rocking a bikini and a massive purple dinosaur mascot head in the backyard, this tee is a tribute to the women who did whatever it took to get a laugh. Complete with our custom tagless neck print.

THE FIT & FABRIC

• The Fit: Unisex, relaxed fit. It runs true-to-size for a classic look, but we highly recommend sizing up 1 or 2 sizes if you want that baggy, oversized 90s vintage fit.
• The Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton. It’s ridiculously soft, breathable, and much more comfortable than wearing a fiberglass mascot head in the summer sun.
• Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. Do not dry-clean.

SHIPPING & PRODUCTION

Good things take time. Every shirt is custom-printed to order just for you. Please allow 2-5 business days for our team to print and pack your gear before it ships out!

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