Nookie Monster Unisex Tee

It takes a staggering amount of confidence to wear a shirt that says "Nookie Monster." The original owner had it. Do you?

Inspired by an absolutely legendary vintage photograph of a man radiating pure, unapologetic 1970s bravado—complete with a flawless afro, a pristine mustache, and a Bruce Lee poster in the background—we faithfully recreated this iconic graphic. Whether you're hitting the local dive bar or just lounging with your dog, this replica tee is guaranteed to command respect. Complete with our custom tagless neck print.

THE FIT & FABRIC

• The Fit: Unisex, relaxed fit. It runs true-to-size for a classic look. Note: If you want that authentic, tight-fitted 70s muscle-shirt look from the original photo, we highly recommend sizing down and rolling the sleeves. Size up if you prefer a baggy 90s fit!
• The Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton. It’s ridiculously soft, breathable, and feels like a genuine vintage thrift store find.
• Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. Do not dry-clean.

SHIPPING & PRODUCTION

Good things take time. Every shirt is custom-printed to order just for you. Please allow 2-5 business days for our team to print and pack your gear before it ships out!

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